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Toot

Snow or sunshine?

A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky, unbidden, and seems like a thing of wonder.

- Susan Orlean

Hello and welcome to the forums. I hope to see you around.

Beer

Welcome to the clan, Amortize.

This is what it's looking like tomorrow.

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.

"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

Grandmas Are Mean Elderly Simpletons

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Banned because I hate that song