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A blonde goes to the hairdressers for a haircut.
She's wearing headphones , so the hairdresser asks her to remove them, but she
refuses categorically, saying she might die if she takes them off.
The hairdresser sighs, but decides to work around the headphones and makes the best of it.
Afterwards , the blonde is very satisfied with the result and keeps returning to the shop, always
refusing to remove the headphones.
At the seventh visit, she falls asleep in the chair and the hairdresser decides to stealthily remove
the headphones so he can work more easily .All goes well, until , suddenly the blonde drops out
of the chair to the floor......dead..
Stunned , the hairdresser picks up the headphone and listens to what it is playing and hears:
" breath in......breath out.....breath in....".
See you in the Haloverse, but hey, don't run, you'll just die tired!!

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Freaking Jeffery.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
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Because 7 was all like, "yo, i'ma steal yo ride, and yo bagelbuns." and 7 stole 6's bagelbuns. RIP 6's bagelbuns, you shall be missed. And we're still not sure what happened to the car
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Why don't you ever buy a woman a clock?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
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A§H»Mandalor wrote:Why don't you ever buy a woman a clock?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
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Lol!
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The chairman, the secretary-general and the chief-communications
of the FIFA are riding in a car....who's driving??
The Police
See you in the Haloverse, but hey, don't run, you'll just die tired!!

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VOX wrote:The chairman, the secretary-general and the chief-communications
of the FIFA are riding in a car....who's driving??
The Police
Hah! :lol:
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A§H»Mandalor wrote:Why don't you ever buy a woman a clock?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
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