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Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: February 23rd, 2015, 9:14 pm
by VOX
A blonde goes to the hairdressers for a haircut.
She's wearing headphones , so the hairdresser asks her to remove them, but she
refuses categorically, saying she might die if she takes them off.
The hairdresser sighs, but decides to work around the headphones and makes the best of it.
Afterwards , the blonde is very satisfied with the result and keeps returning to the shop, always
refusing to remove the headphones.
At the seventh visit, she falls asleep in the chair and the hairdresser decides to stealthily remove
the headphones so he can work more easily .All goes well, until , suddenly the blonde drops out
of the chair to the floor......dead..
Stunned , the hairdresser picks up the headphone and listens to what it is playing and hears:
" breath in......breath out.....breath in....".

Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: February 24th, 2015, 2:22 am
by A§H»BierLKW
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: April 6th, 2015, 11:56 pm
by çöókêz
Freaking Jeffery.

Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: May 11th, 2015, 6:12 pm
by Paranoia
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: May 15th, 2015, 2:25 pm
by çöókêz
Because 7 was all like, "yo, i'ma steal yo ride, and yo bagelbuns." and 7 stole 6's bagelbuns. RIP 6's bagelbuns, you shall be missed. And we're still not sure what happened to the car

Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: June 10th, 2015, 9:25 pm
by Mandalor
Why don't you ever buy a woman a clock?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
-Mandalor

Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: June 11th, 2015, 11:37 am
by Paranoia
A§H»Mandalor wrote:Why don't you ever buy a woman a clock?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
-Mandalor
Lol!

Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: June 11th, 2015, 5:09 pm
by VOX
The chairman, the secretary-general and the chief-communications
of the FIFA are riding in a car....who's driving??
The Police

Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: June 11th, 2015, 5:41 pm
by Mandalor
VOX wrote:The chairman, the secretary-general and the chief-communications
of the FIFA are riding in a car....who's driving??
The Police
Hah! :lol:
-Mandalor

Re: Make Me Laugh

Posted: July 9th, 2015, 10:33 pm
by GrnMoon
A§H»Mandalor wrote:Why don't you ever buy a woman a clock?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
-Mandalor
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