As I promised here viewtopic.php?f=22&t=7558&p=52892#p52892 I would
share this...
Cookez gave me this masterpiece one year ago today in xfire and then he stripped out all conversation
and emailed me the story! Now I share it with you guys. (thanks CUK!)
Enjoy.
A§H»çöókêz: welll you see. De la ronze was indeed a african american,
which in that time meant mexican
but mexican meant jeebuz
back in the day
sao
Mr la Ronze a fronze
a fronze was his middle name
so it was read as De la a fronze Mr Ronze
but to put that in modern day termanalogoy
translate to
Mr. Ronze la a fronze
a stood for aaron
but since its a noun
you have to abbr it
abbr the abbriation of abbrivate
he was a famous scientist
which in that time meant wizard
so he was a wizard
mr wizard master head minister of the jeebuz fish fan club
only he was the real master head minister of a jeebuz fish
but he just had a lot of fans
a.k.a. Joesph Roosevelt the 3rd
and indeed Joesph Roosevelt the 3rd was a dragon
but you see mr JRzefuherer5rd of stallin;s time was the supreme commander of the 19th divison of the 4rd army
he was also a famous..... DUN DUN DUN..
what was he also a famous your wondering?
he was also a famous... BOXER!
he battle sharks from across the land and sea
he rode on a mystikal turtle
named alfrederoian
the 6st
he was a famous turtle racer
won every single race
swam the high sea of fort Amol
and won
6 times
... ina row
and he also drank wine
made of liquid gold
no matter how many mc;s he eats up.. ooooohhh its nevah enuff
his flow is untouchable
and untamable
there is never a end to his lyrical tryanty
tyranty*
the turtle was also a rapper
aka Snoop DigtyDangDoge
he adopted this name from his father: Eminedayum
but his father was a country singer
that sang to cows
and these cows.... or cow
i should say
was best be frieneded to a poni
named Poni
and the cows name was obv. Cow
like DUH
PLOT TWIST!
The Cow judy chops a pinacolda
an throws the broken liquid at a rageing cabbage
that rols over the Poni
but the Poni is un breakable
and jumps up on his hind laygs and says. NEIIIGHHHUUURRRO!!!
and goat rams the cabbage
into a old elderly women
... PLOT TWIST... the old elderly women was the Poni's long lost father
but you see this silly Poni knew no better
and fancy trot stomps the cabbage
then falays this cabbage into a pickel sandwhich
a super charged pickel sandwhich
filled with eletrolights
and drugs
i mean
performance enhacers
and feeds it to the cow and the cow is all like RAWWRRR MUH LEG!
and kicks a grape
a bomb grapeinto a house filled with cottage chese
and the Poni is all like. FREAKING CHESE!
NOMNOMNOMNONOM
and the Poni and the Cow return to central park
to enjoy and talk about their victouris fun filled day
HAPPY BIRFDEY JUK!!!! ENJOY TEH STORY 5EVER! ^-^
As promised...
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Re: As promised...
LOL I love how I can't even understand 98.45.9 repeating % of this story, but nevertheless, HAPPY BIRFDEY JUK!!!
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Re: As promised...
LOL Even the writer doesn't know his own masterpiece.A§H»çöókêz wrote:LOL I love how I can't even understand 98.45.9 repeating % of this story, but nevertheless, HAPPY BIRFDEY JUK!!!
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Re: As promised...
You're beautiful. *hairflip* deal with it.A§H»Mandalor wrote:LOL Even the writer doesn't know his own masterpiece.A§H»çöókêz wrote:LOL I love how I can't even understand 98.45.9 repeating % of this story, but nevertheless, HAPPY BIRFDEY JUK!!!
-Mandalor