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Mandalor
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I'm sorry but I must leave the clan. ;_; The moment has arisen where I am not qualified for my epic position and must leave you all and take a break from halo and peruse my other dreams in real life. ;-; I've realized that in life one must realize that there is more then just halo. It over came me while I was eating cookies and some milk (skim milk cuz that is healthy). I had this amazing vision that I should leave to become the greatest pro there ever lived.  I know I just had this wickedly amazing Vision even though I said I was giving up Halo. In reality I'm just giving up clan life to persue a hardcore life as a pro (That's how cool I am! To kool fo skool!). That's why I'm going to do a lot of 1v1s and stuff and join pro clans and become a great racer and oversee the foundation of a racing  clan and become Lickitys favorite employee and become the greatest Oddball Weapon Master there-ever-lived-in-the-halo-universe and beat Willrox the bot cough in a 1v1 and beat Barto at Heavies and show Xoth that I can complete DayZ and masterfully defeat Anoobis in a race trial and defeat campaign on legendary and beat Wizkid at coding a way more awesome script than server 8 and hump master chief bodies on zombie servers on Wednesday (aka HUMP DAY!) and beat Skylace at nading (hehe) and create a Neo-GW clan and organize CammyWhites Hog Racing and end all proverty in Halo Servers and make Spanish the official language of halo and create a Neo-Gamespy lobby and make Crash tell me a story about track and field and destroy all DG anime threads (+1) and make a ton of money off of renting halo servers.  God that was a lot to get through. You guys can all thank me later. I might return later to check the forums and troll. Just a few recommendations for ASH clan motives in the future: 

1) Marshy for ASH clan applicant!
2) Jordan for SOTM!
3) Mo cookies (it wasn't enough Vox)

Anyways cya guys then ;_;

-Mandalor
April Fools!!! Hehe wanted to see how many I could fool >;D As my post goes on it becomes more absurd to the point where I sound ridiculously stupid (except the part on beating Willrox cuz Imma just time travel to when he's an old man and beat him at his own game XD oh and also about DG anime ._. That's on my to do list) Just note that this was a joke between me and Cookez >.< Happy April Fools day!


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4 years ago

Dang, scared me for a minute there. :lol:
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lol i only know cause i planed on doing the same thing lol but he beat me to it :P :banghead:
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tl;dr bye xD
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Didn't even have to read it cause it was in the off topic forum ;)
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Impulse: JAMIE
°jamie: HELLO
Impulse: wait
Impulse: is this jamie
Impulse: or is it her brother
°jamie: this time its me
°jamie: he plays rocket league
°jamie: on my account
°jamie: lol
Impulse: but how do i know
°jamie: usually i tell him to go offline tho
°jamie: >_>
Impulse: say something only jamie would know
°jamie: because i'm jamie
°jamie: and i'm not mean
°jamie: and we played portal 2 together
°jamie: once
°jamie: :D
Impulse: LOL
Impulse: yep
Impulse: you're jamie

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A§H»WillRok wrote:Didn't even have to read it cause it was in the off topic forum ;)
Awww you missed the best part where I say Imma time travel to beat you at halo :mrgreen:

I kinda think that this was a cruel joke :| I'm goin to change the title cuz it feels wrong. Yea *_* I was going to put it in spam but then everyone would know its just a joke. >.>
-Mandalor
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4 years ago

Why am I an applicant?
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4 years ago

awww, u had my hopes up <_<
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4 years ago

A§H»Mandalor wrote:
A§H»WillRok wrote:Didn't even have to read it cause it was in the off topic forum ;)
Awww you missed the best part where I say Imma time travel to beat you at halo :mrgreen:

I kinda think that this was a cruel joke :| I'm goin to change the title cuz it feels wrong. Yea *_* I was going to put it in spam but then everyone would know its just a joke. >.>
-Mandalor

You would have to travel back to when I was a 2 year old to be able to beat me.

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Impulse: JAMIE
°jamie: HELLO
Impulse: wait
Impulse: is this jamie
Impulse: or is it her brother
°jamie: this time its me
°jamie: he plays rocket league
°jamie: on my account
°jamie: lol
Impulse: but how do i know
°jamie: usually i tell him to go offline tho
°jamie: >_>
Impulse: say something only jamie would know
°jamie: because i'm jamie
°jamie: and i'm not mean
°jamie: and we played portal 2 together
°jamie: once
°jamie: :D
Impulse: LOL
Impulse: yep
Impulse: you're jamie

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