How to become a famous youtuber

[GrnMoon]

Today I'm going to give you some very helpful tips on how to become a famous youtuber! These tips are 100% likely to get you tons of subscribers in the shortest time period even if it means cheating!

1) Self advertise on other people's channels!
It may be a cheap way to gain subs but it sure does work well! All you need to do is say something along the lines of "Your video was really funny haha! Also check out my channel or don't "

2) Be stupid and get hurt!
Screaming and doing very stupid things seems to get people very popular! So even though you may die in the end of your youtube video from getting stabbed it doesn't matter! Sometimes you might get arrested as well but it was worth it.

3) Use babies/animals in your videos!
Maybe its how animals eat their food or even little baby twins talking to eachother but these are definitely things that will get you to the top!

4) Come up with a weird song
Things like gangnam style and What does the fox say did a pretty well job. If you are bad at brainstorming just make a weird video with foxes and explosions with girls.

5) Be mainstream
If you're a hipster this may not be your thing but it's an efficient way to get subs! All you need to do is talk about trending topics like: teen pregnancy, gay rights, and bullying. If needed pretend to be pregnant and say you're 14.

At the end of this you can conclude that my jokes aren't very funny and that my tips are pretty sarcastic realistic.

[A§H»JÓÒK]

Thanks for the tips Greenie!
I got a SUPER-UBER MAINSTREAM TIP!

combine all of them...
DON'T REALLY DO THIS
Advertise a stupid baby or animal getting hurt while singing a weird song on someone else's channel!

either way, I've only got 2 subs Q_Q

[Travis]

1. Make you look like a petty bastard.
2. Makes you look like a generic moron.
3. Pathetic overused technique that does very little.
4. Many people do this, does not work.
5. Most channels are mainstream and do not get attention.

TL;DR: This is nonsense.

[GrnMoon]

I've only got 2 subs Q_Q

well you did better than my one sub

[GrnMoon]

1. Make you look like a petty bastard.
2. Makes you look like a generic moron.
3. Pathetic overused technique that does very little.
4. Many people do this, does not work.
5. Most channels are mainstream and do not get attention.

TL;DR: This is nonsense.

Nonsense!? This is completely amazing advice that is in no way nonsense. I can assure you that all my tips are effective.

[Travis]

1. Make you look like a petty bastard.
2. Makes you look like a generic moron.
3. Pathetic overused technique that does very little.
4. Many people do this, does not work.
5. Most channels are mainstream and do not get attention.

TL;DR: This is nonsense.

Nonsense!? This is completely amazing advice that is in no way nonsense. I can assure you that all my tips are effective.

You know what is always good when making grand claims? Evidence, you have none whatsoever. I can assure you that I am Jesus, does that mean I am?

[A§H»JÓÒK]

1. Make you look like a petty bastard.
2. Makes you look like a generic moron.
3. Pathetic overused technique that does very little.
4. Many people do this, does not work.
5. Most channels are mainstream and do not get attention.

TL;DR: This is nonsense.

Nonsense!? This is completely amazing advice that is in no way nonsense. I can assure you that all my tips are effective.

You know what is always good when making grand claims? Evidence, you have none whatsoever. I can assure you that I am Jesus, does that mean I am?

Our Halo servers have a bunch of Jesús'; I'm inclined to believe more than one of them is named Jesús...

[GrnMoon]

LOL this conversation gets better every time. Im just joking xD No need to be so serious (;