My resolution is to play Halo, Insurgency, and Killing Floor 24/7/365.
Wait...I have to sleep some time. So maybe 16/7/365.
Damn...I have to eat too. So maybe 13/7/365.
Forgot...I have to work too. So maybe 4/7/365. (1 hour for travel)
Really...I need time for personal things (bathroom stuff...you know what I mean). So 2/7/365.
How could I...forget about time with my family. So .5/7/365.
Well I still have a half an hour a day...
See this is why I hate resolutions. They never work out in my favor!
Whats your new years resolution?
Re: Whats your new years resolution?
Thanks,
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Re: Whats your new years resolution?
2 hours of bathroom stuff? That's too much Anoobis.A§H»Anoobis wrote:My resolution is to play Halo, Insurgency, and Killing Floor 24/7/365.
Wait...I have to sleep some time. So maybe 16/7/365.
Damn...I have to eat too. So maybe 13/7/365.
Forgot...I have to work too. So maybe 4/7/365. (1 hour for travel)
Really...I need time for personal things (bathroom stuff...you know what I mean). So 2/7/365.
How could I...forget about time with my family. So .5/7/365.
Well I still have a half an hour a day...
See this is why I hate resolutions. They never work out in my favor!
-Mandalor
Re: Whats your new years resolution?
I think I'm gonna work on my creativity for puns
I'll let myself out
I'll let myself out
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Re: Whats your new years resolution?
I got a pun for you.
What nationality is Santa?
What nationality is Santa?
“It's like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time.
That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story.”
Re: Whats your new years resolution?
«A»shiNe! wrote:I got a pun for you.
What nationality is Santa?
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Re: Whats your new years resolution?
To care less about the opinions of people I don't care about.
A§H»rUnRiÕt - "You know what confuses me about you?"
Me - "What?"
A§H»rUnRiÕt - "You're black and you play Halo... Thats a very rare thing"
Me - "I'm not black"
Me - "What?"
A§H»rUnRiÕt - "You're black and you play Halo... Thats a very rare thing"
Me - "I'm not black"
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