The A§H Clan

As i retake my spam for i art thouth thee spam KANG, i look across the valley and see Mr. General Vox himself standing in my clearly designated area assigned to me by sonor, i throw a duck laced with nuclear.. wormholes, that attract pineapples filled with tiny assorted fruit seeds, as vox stares in dismay as vox knew vox was defeated by such silly wormholes,vox runs away and i call my mom and tell on vox because vox hurt my feelings because vox didnt know that i just wanted to have a polite conversation with vox but because vox took my designated area assigned to me by sonor and said i crumbled and it turned into this mess. Thus i am the KOTH and how many times do you count i said vox? well before you go into that sillyness i counted for you, i said vox: 12 times. I AM DUH TRU SPAM KANG

I called Morgan Freeman, who talked me trough the wormhole.....
making me ,again, KOTH.....

As you return to your hill i look over and see the majestic.. JUK! flying on a kitten with large mittens and a beautiful piar of sunglasses and a summer wind breeze flowing through the hair of JUK! while JUK! sips on his sweet tea with a lemon on the side. I say hey JUK! and JUK! is all like hey CUK! and im all like nice kitten JUK! and JUK! all like thanks mayne, i just bought it from duh thrift store with a pair of small sunglasses, and vox is all like, i want a piar of small sunglasses, and JUK! is all like hey, have mine vox. so JUK throws his small sunglasses at vox, and hits vox right in the jugular vein, and vox is all like ermehgeeerd mah jugulur veuin! and then im all like im duh brand new KOTH

As cooks is concentrating on making his complicated posts I push him off the hill and he doesn't even notice. I'm QOTH AGAINNNN!

I trow a hamster ball and.....well, see for yourselves:
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Just a small kick and it runs downhill ......making me KOTH.....again...

I roll back up the hill in my newly acquired hamster ball, and roll over Vox. Then I sit in my hamster ball throne at QOTH!

I slap a kitten with a hamster leg and you're all like omg that's mean, and i'm like i just did that and i eat a mashed potato salad making me the KOTH because physics logic doesn't apply here

I keep feeding you mashed potato's and push you off the hill, just before you collapse under your
own gravity and turn into a black hole, leaving the top of the hill just outside the event horizon.
Where I'm , again, KOTH

As i accept your mashed potatoes to my face and when i roll down the hill, i'll roll back up transform into a cookie and throw myself at your gluttons and the velocity of a cookie smacking your glutts will be like over 9000 and it'll throw you off the hill making me The (cooke) King of The Hill! :O

I pour milk on you and you melt away. The hill is mine q.q
-Mandalor