The A§H Clan

I cry myself to sleep and then you felt bad for melting me so you bring my melted remains of what you havn't eaten back up to the hill and then i call your mom and tell her you melted me and then she grounds you and you leave and I'm the King of The Hill again!

Calling in someone else mother to help you out......you suddenly realize how pathetic that is and
you crumble into sub-atomic crumbs.
I turn up with a giant fan and blow your petty remains into the 4 winds.....
Making me KOTH, yet again....

But then my sub-atomic particles suddenly reform from high pressureized Oxygen and high velocity particle beamer and 1000 degree temp i reform into my cookez self and roll stealthly up the hill and see you munching on a banana covered in chocolate and i take a snapchat of it and send it to crash and crash is all like ermergerd bruh u cnt juz do dat on dat hill, and drops the hanbammer! and then you like get punched my a idle cow sitting in the fields 6 kms away that runs at you and baa's in your face likea fus ro dah and blasts you away making me King of The Hill again!

Time for the big guns........

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As I rest my case , I am KOTH

even bigger guns

sigh, you had to make do this......didn't you...
Ok then.....I kicked you all the way back in time to a galaxy, far, far away...
And guess where you turned up ??

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KOTH, huuurrraaahhh

And the laser from the Death Star that destroyed the planet continued past it, traveling billions of miles and a long time in to the future to our present time. The laser beam, weakened by its long and arduous travel could not destroy Earth, but made a small hole in the Afsluitdijk, right behind Vox's backyard. While Vox ran to the dyke and put his finger in the hole to stop the Southern Sea from drowning his backyard, I climbed to the top and became the KotH.

http://www.unmuseum.org/7wonders/zunderzee.htm

Bier ran back to his computer cuz steal sales returned. I took over the hill :p
-Mandalor

I pointed out to the DijkGraaf ( you could say the Dyke Count, the person responsible for dyke maintenance) that Mandalorian armor would make a perfect foundation to restore the dyke.
Therefore he buried you under many tonnes of clay and basalt to strengthen the dyke......
This way I saved my country from disaster and in gratitude they made me KOTH

In the plains and farmland of your nation, I planted Alien seeds. So you were sent out as Predator to take care of the aliens. Now I'm king.

BTW Mandalorian armor is so durable (one of the most durable metals in the Star Wars Galaxy), that it can even deflect lightsaber slashes ^^ Mandalorians make formidable Jedi rivals.
-Mandalor