The A§H Clan

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Every advantage has its disadvantages

There's only one time to BE on time, if you're not there,
you're either to early or to late

If I wanted you to understand, I would have explained it better

When the going gets tough, quit!

“If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder.”

Benson: We have until three to stop the audit, so if anyone knows someone who can help, tell me. Anyone at all. Anyone.
Muscle Man: I know who can help.
Benson: Muscle Man, if you say your mom, you're fired.
Muscle Man: My mom!
Benson: Get out!
Muscle Man: It was worth it!

I have a cunning plan....

Mr Blackadder always says, "When the going gets tough, the tough hide under the table!"

“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.”

“Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.”

“To live is to war with trolls.”