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KGB!!!!

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 7:25 pm
by nomad
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CHEVROLET
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Enjoy!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: KGB!!!!

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 8:57 pm
by Razor2295
I approve this post :thunbsup

Re: KGB!!!!

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 9:20 pm
by A§H»KGB
Found On Russian Dump

Re: KGB!!!!

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 9:26 pm
by A§H»KGB
The only way I'll ride a Ford

Re: KGB!!!!

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 9:31 pm
by nomad
How do you double the value of a chevy?
Put gas in it.

How is a golfball different then a chevy?
You can drive a golfball 200 yards.

What is found on the last 2 pages of every Chevy owner's manual?
The bus schedule.

Re: KGB!!!!

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 9:39 pm
by A§H»KGB
Why were sidewalks invented?

To give Ford owners a safe way home.

Re: KGB!!!!

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 9:43 pm
by Razor2295
How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
Push it off a cliff.

Re: KGB!!!!

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 9:46 pm
by nomad
How do you improve the appearance of a chevy?
Park it between 2 Fords.

How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
As much as the Ford towing it.

How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
Put a Ford engine in it.

Re: KGB!!!!

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 10:13 pm
by A§H»KGB
What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Why do the new FORD Explorers have larger bumpers?
To make it easier on the tow trucks.

What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon?
A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

Why does Ford make tractors and Opel not?
Because Opel can't get anything to run that slow.

Re: KGB!!!!

Posted: January 22nd, 2013, 1:49 am
by nomad
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you hear that sound KGB? do you hear it? It's the sound chevy's rusting in the breeze!