The A§H Clan

So I'm in server #4 and there's this fella named "Trytrey".

So anyway, a quick trip backwards... he got mad because some guy named Ronaldo was camping up top near one of the teleporters with a rocket launcher. i failed to kill him with a sniper rifle when he took refuge in there and I saw he picked up that rocket launcher, so I didn't move on anymore since he was alive and waiting for someone. I see my teammate, who was then at the time Trytey, going towards the teleporter. I thought about telling him about Ronaldo, but i didn't... because I'm a role model team player like that. nevertheless, he gets blown up, qq's, and yells some profanities at him. Later on, we're dominating the blue base and not even a single soul can escape, among those camping the base is Trytey, throwing grenades into the base like his life depended on it. I switch teams and go to blue to make it more even. I call him out on camping himself and he gets fanny flustered and starts picking up a sniper rifle and battling with me up top.

This is where the funny happens:

> He's up top trying to snipe me with a vengence.
> He kills me a couple times, calls me a noob
> So it's gonna be like this, ok. Come get you some bruh.
> I'm spinning heads up top like Beyonce in a bikini spins heads.
> I kill him multiple times.
> TearsFlowingLikeNiagraFalls.jpg
> Giving headshots away like Oprah. You get a headshot! You get a headshot! Errbody gets a headshot!
> DAVID STEIN calls me a

> Trytey calls me a noob
> Respond by shooting him in the face
> Calls me a noob again
> I say, "Your tears are like sweat, salty nectar. I'm lapping up them tears; keep em coming."
> After he gets dizzy from me making his head spin so many times, he gives up
> He says, "Real players don't use that noob weapon (referring to the sniper rifle).
> I bust out laughing, laugh at him in chat.
> He doesn't pick up the sniper rifle anymore, hops in a tank to kill me.
> Fire one shot, hs him in a moving tank, calls me a bot.
> Dude named 'HººÐY' says "He should change his name to 'Crytey'
> I laughed and then left because I was laughing so hard I couldn't even aim anymore.

Halo 2013 everybody.

Story needs more boots.

And more cowbell.

Good recount though, I lost it at the comment from Hoody.

BOOT

My trash talk comeback kid role model! Nice Volty!
-Mandalor

Lol my ability to make witty comebacks and talk trash is a solid 9/10. I can turn the act of insulting someone into an art form. I just tone it down to like a 2 because I'm in this clan, and there's no sense on wasting energy and time arguing with someone over the internet.

Better?

Even Better maybe?

Haha, nice Sonor.

Much better.