The A§H Clan

I'm sorry but I must leave the clan. ;_; The moment has arisen where I am not qualified for my epic position and must leave you all and take a break from halo and peruse my other dreams in real life. ;-; I've realized that in life one must realize that there is more then just halo. It over came me while I was eating cookies and some milk (skim milk cuz that is healthy). I had this amazing vision that I should leave to become the greatest pro there ever lived.  I know I just had this wickedly amazing Vision even though I said I was giving up Halo. In reality I'm just giving up clan life to persue a hardcore life as a pro (That's how cool I am! To kool fo skool!). That's why I'm going to do a lot of 1v1s and stuff and join pro clans and become a great racer and oversee the foundation of a racing  clan and become Lickitys favorite employee and become the greatest Oddball Weapon Master there-ever-lived-in-the-halo-universe and beat Willrox the bot cough in a 1v1 and beat Barto at Heavies and show Xoth that I can complete DayZ and masterfully defeat Anoobis in a race trial and defeat campaign on legendary and beat Wizkid at coding a way more awesome script than server 8 and hump master chief bodies on zombie servers on Wednesday (aka HUMP DAY!) and beat Skylace at nading (hehe) and create a Neo-GW clan and organize CammyWhites Hog Racing and end all proverty in Halo Servers and make Spanish the official language of halo and create a Neo-Gamespy lobby and make Crash tell me a story about track and field and destroy all DG anime threads (+1) and make a ton of money off of renting halo servers.  God that was a lot to get through. You guys can all thank me later. I might return later to check the forums and troll. Just a few recommendations for ASH clan motives in the future: 

1) Marshy for ASH clan applicant!
2) Jordan for SOTM!
3) Mo cookies (it wasn't enough Vox)

Anyways cya guys then ;_;

-Mandalor

April fools

Dang, scared me for a minute there.

lol i only know cause i planed on doing the same thing lol but he beat me to it

tl;dr bye xD

Didn't even have to read it cause it was in the off topic forum

A§H»WillRok wrote:Didn't even have to read it cause it was in the off topic forum

Awww you missed the best part where I say Imma time travel to beat you at halo

I kinda think that this was a cruel joke I'm goin to change the title cuz it feels wrong. Yea *_* I was going to put it in spam but then everyone would know its just a joke. >.>
-Mandalor

Why am I an applicant?

awww, u had my hopes up <_<

A§H»Mandalor wrote:

A§H»WillRok wrote:Didn't even have to read it cause it was in the off topic forum

Awww you missed the best part where I say Imma time travel to beat you at halo

I kinda think that this was a cruel joke I'm goin to change the title cuz it feels wrong. Yea *_* I was going to put it in spam but then everyone would know its just a joke. >.>
-Mandalor

You would have to travel back to when I was a 2 year old to be able to beat me.