TIS COW AND PONI STORY HURR!!
Posted: July 23rd, 2014, 11:59 pm
der unc wuz dis Cow and diz Poni ho hung outtie in da centrul perk errydey. Den! une dey! The Cow wuz al leik HEY PONI!! DENN!! da PONI!!! wuz al liek. w0tchu wun COW!
den The Cow wuz al leik muh baaaa's seam uh byt awff 2dey. den DA PONI!! wuz al leik wutchu mein Cow?! den da COOWW!!!! wuz al leik. chek dis outtie. *proseeds to BAAAAAAAAA* Lioghts! faln down t- mie, mekz me wuna brethe dep. just uh there wun duh ful dans ing. *WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUWBWUBWUBWUWBUWBUWBWUBUWBWUBWUWBWUBWUBWUBWUWBUWBWUBWUB* den da PONI!! wuz al leik HEY DER U STAPH DAT! den da COw wuz al leik I CENT PUNNIII!!! :c den da Poni wuz al liek letmi tri. *pruhseedz 2 BAAAAAA* *kick kickickick* *claps* *snare* *kick-ki-kick kickickick kick kick* bby wen dey luk up @ da skiii wel be shutn sters pas da skyyyiiieee. bby we gonin 2 centrul perk 2nioght. nd well burn dem n cebbgeiez like neoawn lioghts. kuz weiii beuitfu kuz weii beittifueee. n we runnin outtie of tyiimmme *WUB WUBWUWBWUBWUBWUB* *kick* *snare* *claps* *DULULULULULULULULUDUDUDULULULULULULU!* WUB WUBWUBWUBWUWBUWBWUBWUBWWUB. den DA COW!! wuz al liek DEWD!!! lez merge dez tuegethauh!!! >:D den da Poni wuz al leik NU WWAEEYYYY!!!!( it gets better) sao dey wuz al liek COW: lioghts! faln down t- mei, mekuz me wuna brethe dep. jus uh ther wun duh ful dans ing. *WUBWUBWUBWUBWWUB DULUDUDULULULDULULULULLULULULU!!!!!* *Kick**snare* DULULULDULULUDUDULUUU!!!! bby wen dey luk up @ da skyiiieee *WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUWBWUBWUBBB!* JUS UH WUN DUH FUL DANS ING! *CLAPS* *DULULULULULULULUDUDUDULULULULULULU! WUWBWUBWUBWUB DULULUDU!* *kick-ki-kick kickickick kick kick* we gonin 2 centrul perk 2 nioghhhtt!!! n d well bern dem cebbegieiz like neooawwn lioghts! *WUBWUBWUWBUWBWUBWUB!* *KICK!* *spin arounds and claps* DEN A RENDUM CEBBGUGE COMZ OUTTIE NOWHERURUR!!!! DEN DA POANI WUZ AL LIEK BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUH! DEN DA COW WUZ AL LIKE sao duh Cow seyz "hey Poni! guez wut i cn dew!!" n duh Poni seyz " WUT COW?! BLAHHAGRHRHAFRAGHGRAHVRVGVFHVFVSVFFVF! *fecsmezhs keyburd*" n da Cow goes.. we creitided wubstep! LUK! uuuuh wooooooww (wwaaahh) oooooo woooooow kuuuuh kkleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh uh hhuuuhh uuhhhh KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH HEWEWEWRERE OOOOWWWWWWW WEEEH EHHHHHH THO LLEEEHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEH EHH EHHHHHHHHHHHH KKEEH DUUUUUHHHHHH KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH UUUUH PEEEEHH UUUH EEH UUUUHHHH DOOO EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH POOOO DUUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOO NNUUUUHHHHHHHH OOOH WEEE OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOO EEEHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEH NEHE NEH NNUUURRRRRRRR!!!! UUUHHHHH!!!! YYEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!! EEHH UUUUHHHH UUUH LUH UUUHHHH!!HHHHH!! OOOO WWEEE UUUUUHHHHHHH! LUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUH!
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uuuuh wooooooww (wwaaahh) oooooo woooooow kuuuuh kkleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh uh hhuuuhh uuhhhh KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH HEWEWEWRERE OOOOWWWWWWW WEEEH EHHHHHH THO LLEEEHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEH EHH EHHHHHHHHHHHH KKEEH DUUUUUHHHHHH KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH UUUUH PEEEEHH UUUH EEH UUUUHHHH DOOO EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH POOOO DUUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOO NNUUUUHHHHHHHH OOOH WEEE OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOO EEEHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEH NEHE NEH NNUUURRRRRRRR!!!! UUUHHHHH!!!!( KEEP READINGG!!!!)YYEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!! EEHH UUUUHHHH UUUH LUH UUUHHHH!!HHHHH!! OOOO WWEEE UUUUUHHHHHHH! LUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUH! UUUUUHHHH!!! LUH UUHHH!!! OOO WEWEEE UUUHHHHH! UUUH UUHH! WEEEE!!! UH LUH WE LUH UUUH OOO WEEEEEEEEEEE NUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LUHLUHLUH OOO WE NUH LUH! OOOOOOO KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!! right there! UUH WEE UUUUHHH!!!!!!!!! EEEH EHHHH!!!!!! EH UH EUUUHHH!!! EEHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EEE! DUH EHHH!!!!! EEEE! EEE!!!!!! YYUUUUHH EEEEEEEE!!!!! EEEEEE! EEEEEEE! YYUUHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! UUUH EEHHH! EEEH UH EUH!!!!! EEH! EEE!EEEEEEEEEE!!! EUH! EHHHH!!! EEUUUUHHHHH! EUUUHH! EH EHEHEEEE!!! EUH!!! EEUUH EUUUH!!! RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EH EUH YUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! EEUUUH EHHHHHH!! EUH EEH UUHHH! EUH EHHHHHH!!! EEEEEE!! EEEEE!!! DDUUH EEEEE!!!! EEEE! EH! EUH! DUH EUH EUH UUHHH!!! EEE! EEEE EEEEEHHH!!!! YYUUH E EEEEE EEEEEEE!!! YUUH EUH EUHUUHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* DEN DA CEGGUGE EXPLAWHZIES!!!! den iz stuertz 2 rein MOOOAARRR CEBBEGUGUGUEGGE!!!! DEN DA COW N PONI WUZ AL LEIK *WUBWUBWUWBUWB* *spins around wifa clap* *kick snare* ART THOUTH 4 CENTRUL PERK! *UUUH UUUHH WEEEE!! UH LUH WE LUH UUUHH OOOO WEEEEEEEEEE NNNUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* KUZ WE BEAUITIFUE! *wifa rendum TOMAHCHAWLK!!!* den al duh wubzies n da blupities n duh floppitiez med al duh cebegugiez tern into ZAWHMBIEZ! sao duh Cow got bittn on duh nek n duh PONI! wuz al leik NUUURRRR!!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wi cretuded wubste togethauh DOOEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! den duh Cow wuz al leik i KNUUUU PONNIIIIIIII. i knuuuuu *voice slowly fades away* Nevuh, staphf, wubstepun!! *dies* den da Poni wuz al leik BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! in DUH COWZ FEC!! den da cow wuz al leik IM REVIVUVDEDEIED!!! den dey sturtd 2 denc 2gethur nd wuzz liek ( YYUUH EUH EUUUUHHH!!!!! EE! EEE EEEHHHH!!! DUH EUH EUH UUUHHH!!!!* *depp voice* we burnin lioghts! *DULUULULULUUDUDULLULULU!!* den duh wubs cuntewnnied OAWNN!!! fo art thouth Cow NOR Poni shaell evur perish n duh ashizes of duh FORSEKUN CEBBEGUGIESZ!! *den da Poni terunz intuh REINBAOW!!!* den da Poni thruwsz hiez WUBSTEP WIF DA COW ERRYWEHRURRUR!! WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB EEEUUUHHHHH WUB WUB WUB EUUH-E-EUH! DUDUDULYLLULULULULUDUUU!! den erryjaun wuz al leik sao duh Cow seyz "hey Poni! guez wut i cn dew!!" n duh Poni seyz " WUT COW?! BLAHHAGRHRHAFRAGHGRAHVRVGVFHVFVSVFFVF! *fecsmezhs keyburd*" n da Cow goes.. we creitided wubstep! LUK! uuuuh wooooooww (wwaaahh) oooooo woooooow kuuuuh kkleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh uh hhuuuhh uuhhhh KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH HEWEWEWRERE OOOOWWWWWWW WEEEH EHHHHHH THO LLEEEHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEH EHH EHHHHHHHHHHHH KKEEH DUUUUUHHHHHH KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH UUUUH PEEEEHH UUUH EEH UUUUHHHH DOOO EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH POOOO DUUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOO NNUUUUHHHHHHHH OOOH WEEE OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOO EEEHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEH NEHE NEH NNUUURRRRRRRR!!!! UUUHHHHH!!!! YYEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!! EEHH UUUUHHHH UUUH LUH UUUHHHH!!HHHHH!! OOOO WWEEE UUUUUHHHHHHH! LUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUH!
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uuuuh wooooooww (wwaaahh) oooooo woooooow kuuuuh kkleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh uh hhuuuhh uuhhhh KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH HEWEWEWRERE OOOOWWWWWWW WEEEH EHHHHHH THO LLEEEHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEH EHH EHHHHHHHHHHHH KKEEH DUUUUUHHHHHH KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH UUUUH PEEEEHH UUUH EEH UUUUHHHH DOOO EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH POOOO DUUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOO NNUUUUHHHHHHHH OOOH WEEE OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOO EEEHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEH NEHE NEH NNUUURRRRRRRR!!!! UUUHHHHH!!!! YYEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!! EEHH UUUUHHHH UUUH LUH UUUHHHH!!HHHHH!! OOOO WWEEE UUUUUHHHHHHH! LUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUH! UUUUUHHHH!!! LUH UUHHH!!! OOO WEWEEE UUUHHHHH! UUUH UUHH! WEEEE!!! UH LUH WE LUH UUUH OOO WEEEEEEEEEEE NUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LUHLUHLUH OOO WE NUH LUH! OOOOOOO KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!! right there! UUH WEE UUUUHHH!!!!!!!!! EEEH EHHHH!!!!!! EH UH EUUUHHH!!! EEHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EEE! DUH EHHH!!!!! EEEE! EEE!!!!!! YYUUUUHH EEEEEEEE!!!!! EEEEEE! EEEEEEE! YYUUHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! UUUH EEHHH! EEEH UH EUH!!!!! EEH! EEE!EEEEEEEEEE!!! EUH! EHHHH!!! EEUUUUHHHHH! EUUUHH! EH EHEHEEEE!!! EUH!!! EEUUH EUUUH!!! RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EH EUH YUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! EEUUUH EHHHHHH!! EUH EEH UUHHH! EUH EHHHHHH!!! EEEEEE!! EEEEE!!! DDUUH EEEEE!!!! EEEE! EH! EUH! DUH EUH EUH UUHHH!!! EEE! EEEE EEEEEHHH!!!! YYUUH E EEEEE EEEEEEE!!! YUUH EUH EUHUUHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUUDLULDUDUDUDLKUUDLLDUDLDUDLDUDHUDHUDHUHDUH!!! And t'was the story of how The Cow and the Poni CREATED dubstep. And forever shall their dubstep live on. And all those darned cabbages WILL DIE. In the next episodzies of!! DULUDUUDUDLUUULLULULULULLULULUDUUDDUUDLULLULULLU!!! The Cow and the Poni!!!
(I know i said this would come out next week but i forgot i'll be gone next week for a few weeks and i can't let those fellow The Cow and the Poni bros out there be disapointed and kept waiting)
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uuuuh wooooooww (wwaaahh) oooooo woooooow kuuuuh kkleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh uh hhuuuhh uuhhhh KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH HEWEWEWRERE OOOOWWWWWWW WEEEH EHHHHHH THO LLEEEHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEH EHH EHHHHHHHHHHHH KKEEH DUUUUUHHHHHH KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH UUUUH PEEEEHH UUUH EEH UUUUHHHH DOOO EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH POOOO DUUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOO NNUUUUHHHHHHHH OOOH WEEE OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOO EEEHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEH NEHE NEH NNUUURRRRRRRR!!!! UUUHHHHH!!!!( KEEP READINGG!!!!)YYEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!! EEHH UUUUHHHH UUUH LUH UUUHHHH!!HHHHH!! OOOO WWEEE UUUUUHHHHHHH! LUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUH! UUUUUHHHH!!! LUH UUHHH!!! OOO WEWEEE UUUHHHHH! UUUH UUHH! WEEEE!!! UH LUH WE LUH UUUH OOO WEEEEEEEEEEE NUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LUHLUHLUH OOO WE NUH LUH! OOOOOOO KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!! right there! UUH WEE UUUUHHH!!!!!!!!! EEEH EHHHH!!!!!! EH UH EUUUHHH!!! EEHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EEE! DUH EHHH!!!!! EEEE! EEE!!!!!! YYUUUUHH EEEEEEEE!!!!! EEEEEE! EEEEEEE! YYUUHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! UUUH EEHHH! EEEH UH EUH!!!!! EEH! EEE!EEEEEEEEEE!!! EUH! EHHHH!!! EEUUUUHHHHH! EUUUHH! EH EHEHEEEE!!! EUH!!! EEUUH EUUUH!!! RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EH EUH YUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! EEUUUH EHHHHHH!! EUH EEH UUHHH! EUH EHHHHHH!!! EEEEEE!! EEEEE!!! DDUUH EEEEE!!!! EEEE! EH! EUH! DUH EUH EUH UUHHH!!! EEE! EEEE EEEEEHHH!!!! YYUUH E EEEEE EEEEEEE!!! YUUH EUH EUHUUHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* DEN DA CEGGUGE EXPLAWHZIES!!!! den iz stuertz 2 rein MOOOAARRR CEBBEGUGUGUEGGE!!!! DEN DA COW N PONI WUZ AL LEIK *WUBWUBWUWBUWB* *spins around wifa clap* *kick snare* ART THOUTH 4 CENTRUL PERK! *UUUH UUUHH WEEEE!! UH LUH WE LUH UUUHH OOOO WEEEEEEEEEE NNNUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* KUZ WE BEAUITIFUE! *wifa rendum TOMAHCHAWLK!!!* den al duh wubzies n da blupities n duh floppitiez med al duh cebegugiez tern into ZAWHMBIEZ! sao duh Cow got bittn on duh nek n duh PONI! wuz al leik NUUURRRR!!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wi cretuded wubste togethauh DOOEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! den duh Cow wuz al leik i KNUUUU PONNIIIIIIII. i knuuuuu *voice slowly fades away* Nevuh, staphf, wubstepun!! *dies* den da Poni wuz al leik BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! in DUH COWZ FEC!! den da cow wuz al leik IM REVIVUVDEDEIED!!! den dey sturtd 2 denc 2gethur nd wuzz liek ( YYUUH EUH EUUUUHHH!!!!! EE! EEE EEEHHHH!!! DUH EUH EUH UUUHHH!!!!* *depp voice* we burnin lioghts! *DULUULULULUUDUDULLULULU!!* den duh wubs cuntewnnied OAWNN!!! fo art thouth Cow NOR Poni shaell evur perish n duh ashizes of duh FORSEKUN CEBBEGUGIESZ!! *den da Poni terunz intuh REINBAOW!!!* den da Poni thruwsz hiez WUBSTEP WIF DA COW ERRYWEHRURRUR!! WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB EEEUUUHHHHH WUB WUB WUB EUUH-E-EUH! DUDUDULYLLULULULULUDUUU!! den erryjaun wuz al leik sao duh Cow seyz "hey Poni! guez wut i cn dew!!" n duh Poni seyz " WUT COW?! BLAHHAGRHRHAFRAGHGRAHVRVGVFHVFVSVFFVF! *fecsmezhs keyburd*" n da Cow goes.. we creitided wubstep! LUK! uuuuh wooooooww (wwaaahh) oooooo woooooow kuuuuh kkleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh uh hhuuuhh uuhhhh KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH HEWEWEWRERE OOOOWWWWWWW WEEEH EHHHHHH THO LLEEEHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEH EHH EHHHHHHHHHHHH KKEEH DUUUUUHHHHHH KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH UUUUH PEEEEHH UUUH EEH UUUUHHHH DOOO EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH POOOO DUUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOO NNUUUUHHHHHHHH OOOH WEEE OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOO EEEHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEH NEHE NEH NNUUURRRRRRRR!!!! UUUHHHHH!!!! YYEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!! EEHH UUUUHHHH UUUH LUH UUUHHHH!!HHHHH!! OOOO WWEEE UUUUUHHHHHHH! LUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUH!
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uuuuh wooooooww (wwaaahh) oooooo woooooow kuuuuh kkleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh uh hhuuuhh uuhhhh KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH HEWEWEWRERE OOOOWWWWWWW WEEEH EHHHHHH THO LLEEEHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEH EHH EHHHHHHHHHHHH KKEEH DUUUUUHHHHHH KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH UUUUH PEEEEHH UUUH EEH UUUUHHHH DOOO EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH POOOO DUUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH OOOOO NNUUUUHHHHHHHH OOOH WEEE OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOO EEEHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEH NEHE NEH NNUUURRRRRRRR!!!! UUUHHHHH!!!! YYEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!! EEHH UUUUHHHH UUUH LUH UUUHHHH!!HHHHH!! OOOO WWEEE UUUUUHHHHHHH! LUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUH! UUUUUHHHH!!! LUH UUHHH!!! OOO WEWEEE UUUHHHHH! UUUH UUHH! WEEEE!!! UH LUH WE LUH UUUH OOO WEEEEEEEEEEE NUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LUHLUHLUH OOO WE NUH LUH! OOOOOOO KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!! right there! UUH WEE UUUUHHH!!!!!!!!! EEEH EHHHH!!!!!! EH UH EUUUHHH!!! EEHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EEE! DUH EHHH!!!!! EEEE! EEE!!!!!! YYUUUUHH EEEEEEEE!!!!! EEEEEE! EEEEEEE! YYUUHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! UUUH EEHHH! EEEH UH EUH!!!!! EEH! EEE!EEEEEEEEEE!!! EUH! EHHHH!!! EEUUUUHHHHH! EUUUHH! EH EHEHEEEE!!! EUH!!! EEUUH EUUUH!!! RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EH EUH YUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! EEUUUH EHHHHHH!! EUH EEH UUHHH! EUH EHHHHHH!!! EEEEEE!! EEEEE!!! DDUUH EEEEE!!!! EEEE! EH! EUH! DUH EUH EUH UUHHH!!! EEE! EEEE EEEEEHHH!!!! YYUUH E EEEEE EEEEEEE!!! YUUH EUH EUHUUHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUUDLULDUDUDUDLKUUDLLDUDLDUDLDUDHUDHUDHUHDUH!!! And t'was the story of how The Cow and the Poni CREATED dubstep. And forever shall their dubstep live on. And all those darned cabbages WILL DIE. In the next episodzies of!! DULUDUUDUDLUUULLULULULULLULULUDUUDDUUDLULLULULLU!!! The Cow and the Poni!!!