TWERK TEAM 2014 #CANIGETAWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Posted: August 21st, 2014, 11:40 pm
Alright everyone gather around please, now i know there hath been a various amounts of "important" posts i have been just slinging around this spam forum but this one just MIGHT be one of the most EPIXXNESS of all previous posts, not because of the plot twists or the references or any such manner but, because it involves all of us to unite and twerk our troubles away. Now i know some of us may not know how to twerk but please, take a moment and let this GIF teach you our true spam ways: 
Now i know all of you must be thinking, DAAANG COOKEZ y u do me leik dis, well must it be said?.. This world is facing a national problem effecting each and every one of us, you see. We do have the right to twerk, and i shall be advocating this right. SO. Lets all just stop our shanagians and get pumped for this new edition of... PLOT TWIST, THIS IS ACTUALLY A COW AND PONI STORY. WUT WUUUT. WOOOOOOOOOT. BOOM. You did NOT see that coming did you?! Well. ANYWAYS back to what i was actually trying to say, You see Tucker and me have came to the conclusion to form the most mighty twerkteam 2014 that will like blow your dang socks off, you see because this team does not just include Me and tucker, we have also risen up to take some of our own fellow members, such as: JUK, Stealth, Greenmoon, Mandalore, thy almight Marshy and his buns of steel, and ofc *hairflip* The Cow and the Poni. PLOT TWIST, a random bubble attacks teamspeak, and tucker is now turning up ASI to 80 degrees, which is pretty bad because he is probably going to die at that temperature. And he also got tactically side swipped by Tucker's oncoming traffic bike. Well once upon a time, in Central Park there once lived a Cow named mervous, and a Poni whos name was Breakdancer 3001. Well you see as we can all tell, ASI *hairflip* obvi. has the best twerking ability, so on the cold august night of the 28th of this month on 2014 we shall all meet up at Central Park and meet The Cow and the Poni and we shall twerk into the night. So plexy pl0x thumbs this up n add mei oawn fecbuk den leik ALL MAH STATUS'
Now i know all of you must be thinking, DAAANG COOKEZ y u do me leik dis, well must it be said?.. This world is facing a national problem effecting each and every one of us, you see. We do have the right to twerk, and i shall be advocating this right. SO. Lets all just stop our shanagians and get pumped for this new edition of... PLOT TWIST, THIS IS ACTUALLY A COW AND PONI STORY. WUT WUUUT. WOOOOOOOOOT. BOOM. You did NOT see that coming did you?! Well. ANYWAYS back to what i was actually trying to say, You see Tucker and me have came to the conclusion to form the most mighty twerkteam 2014 that will like blow your dang socks off, you see because this team does not just include Me and tucker, we have also risen up to take some of our own fellow members, such as: JUK, Stealth, Greenmoon, Mandalore, thy almight Marshy and his buns of steel, and ofc *hairflip* The Cow and the Poni. PLOT TWIST, a random bubble attacks teamspeak, and tucker is now turning up ASI to 80 degrees, which is pretty bad because he is probably going to die at that temperature. And he also got tactically side swipped by Tucker's oncoming traffic bike. Well once upon a time, in Central Park there once lived a Cow named mervous, and a Poni whos name was Breakdancer 3001. Well you see as we can all tell, ASI *hairflip* obvi. has the best twerking ability, so on the cold august night of the 28th of this month on 2014 we shall all meet up at Central Park and meet The Cow and the Poni and we shall twerk into the night. So plexy pl0x thumbs this up n add mei oawn fecbuk den leik ALL MAH STATUS'