The A§H Clan

So basically how this game works is that you have to take over the hill. You explain how you got the previous personoff the hill (be creative, don't just post "I walked up there and pushed them off".

I'll start

I walked up the hill. I'm now king of the hill

I farted on you. I'm King of the Hill -Mandalor

I lit your fart and burned you off. Now, I'm the king of the hill.

I fired my lazor at you. Now I'm king of the hill.

Ran over you with my warthog, Now I am king of the hill!

your warthog now has a flat tire...

I'm the King of the Hill.
YEah!

i dropped my keys somewhere on the hill.. i teamed up with JUK! to help me find my keys but it was all a silly lie, JUK is now distracted and i am the King of the Hill

But what Mr CUK! didn't know was, i pulled the parking break on his hawg and it rolled away.
He thusly ran after it yelling "nuuu! not muh hawg!" leaving me to be, indeed, the true KING of the hill.

I parked a Coffee truck at the bottom of the hill to get Jook some coffee. Then I walked up the hill.
-Mandalor

I dug a hole at the bottom of the hill and put shiny stuff in it. You went to look at the shiny stuff and I pushed you in the hole. Now I'm Queen of the hill ;D