The A§H Clan

So today, i'm just sitting here minding my own dang bidnez, WHEN THIS SILLY JOLLY ASS SPIDER DECIDES, " HEY TODAY IS A GOOD TODAY TO CRAWL ALL OVER COOEKZ IN PARTICULAR." I was just sitting at the computer, completely zoned out and derping on Youtube, when i had a itch on my shoulder. Cookez being cookez, decides to use cookez shoulder to scratch cookez face. LITTLE DID FREAKING COOKEZ KNOW THERE WAS A DAMN SPIDER ON HIS SHOULDER JUST ALL LIKE, "SUP." And i saw it out of the corner of my eye, so i'm like OH MY GOSH, is that seriously what i think it is? SO GENIUS COOKEZ DECIDES TO TAKE A CLOSE INSPECTION OF WHAT SORCERY IS SITTING ON HIS SHOULDER. Guess what, it was a god forsaken FUCKING SPIDER ON MY SHOULDER AND I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND ALMOST CRIED. Now, let me tell you something, I HATE SPIDERS, I HATE THEM WITH A PASSION. AND IT MAY SOUND IRRATIONAL BUT, I REALLY FREAKING HATE SPIDERS. So that was the time cookez almost died by a man hungry spider. :'(

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

This is how you saw him This is how he saw himself Don't be fooled... spiders suck.

But he had such angry look on his face like he gonna eat me D:

true story

All the spider wanted to do was to see what you were watching on YouTube and discuss the climax and the video's analysis created by a web-made venn diagram; there's nothing wrong with that.

-Mandalor

A§H»Spyker wrote:All the spider wanted to do was to see what you were watching on YouTube and discuss the climax and the video's analysis created by a web-made venn diagram; there's nothing wrong with that.

This is quite possibly the most likely scenario.

A§H»ĴΘΘĶ wrote:

A§H»Spyker wrote:All the spider wanted to do was to see what you were watching on YouTube and discuss the climax and the video's analysis created by a web-made venn diagram; there's nothing wrong with that.

This is quite possibly the most likely scenario.

OR it could of simply been trying to freaking kill me.