Well dang, isn't this just something.
Posted: October 12th, 2014, 1:57 pm
So today i was on xfire right? well not technically ON xfire, but YA KNAO, slerpin on xfire. And out of the obnoxiously loud beep and a strange coincidence of me happening to look over, i see that ASH Shimmer happened to log on. SO cookez being the slerpy cookez cookez be slerp, i deceided in a irrational turn of events to say, "HAY, do i know you?" Because ya knao, i thought iv seen that name around before. And then we get to talking, and it turns out, She ALSO plays halo?! Like who knew, Because i surely didn't before my over whelming poor decision making self decided to say something to her. Well that's all for this silly rant. BUT WAIT, there's moar. So apperently this silly woodpecker decided hey, ima attack shimmer's tree, so cookez being the genuis cookez cookez be, said hit it with a banana, but NO shimmer doesnt like banana's. Ya wanna knao what she did? She attempted to <insert your verison of what happened here> But mines gunna be she took some advice from cookez and went to buy a banana from her local publix, because they ALWAYS keep it fresh at publix, and came back home to find it still sitting in the tree, and ran after it in a fit of rage but dropped it, tripped and then a random COW AND PONI SPAWNED AND WAS ALL LIKE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and shimmer al leik OH NAOO, but den sheimur remeburd bouttie mah pozsts on duh ferumz! bouttie The Cow and the Poni 
, n wuz al leik TANKS JUK! bekuz JUK! sumhowd trenzportudud 2 sheimurz hauss, den JUK! n sheimur! n CUK! n The Cow and the Poni ranzies aftur teh wudpeckeiur n HIT IT WIFA BANANA!
-Inspired by: A§H»Shimmer
, n wuz al leik TANKS JUK! bekuz JUK! sumhowd trenzportudud 2 sheimurz hauss, den JUK! n sheimur! n CUK! n The Cow and the Poni ranzies aftur teh wudpeckeiur n HIT IT WIFA BANANA!-Inspired by: A§H»Shimmer
