Inspired by Ravioli..
Posted: December 24th, 2014, 10:09 pm
I was eating a can of Ravioli and look up at my TV and see the darnest thing. I saw Ryan Dunn flying on a broom. And cookez being cookez continues to ponder on this series of events that just transpired in front of my window sockets. And so i keep eating my ravioli when Shimmer comes in and is all like, "sup homie brothers" and i'm all like dang shimmer y u so gangster. And she made me cry because she said that she never read any of my stories and i said fine JUK! and cammeh still reads them.. and it made her feel guilty so now i have to write this story about ravioli adventures with cookez and TV and she's prolly never going to read it. Or comment, or post it on FaceBook or even tweet it to her home skillets. So Ryan Dunn's chief engineer finally composes this contrapication of mechanics and such to create a flying broom and now i wrote this so i don't really know what happens after that.. And The Cow and the Poni wuz al liek SUP GUR 3 mah g's n deh neyborhud. N DEN DEY PUNCHZES EH CEBBEGUGE RIT N DEHUH TROAT! DEN LAZOR PARTAY BKUZIES PRNEW PRNEW PRNEW PRNEW!
merry christmas, merry christmas JUK! and vox and cammeh and grnmon and tucker and asi and crash and sonor and wolf and south and killer and doctor and katrine and everyone else. Anddd yeah was trying to make shimmer less gangster but she seid dem words so i had to put it in the story, the story never lies
thank you shine, merry christmas ^-^ take it easy