I'm training to be a Shaloin Monk
Posted: March 4th, 2015, 12:43 am
Okay so i'm not in the process, but in my ever late night decisions i'v devised a plan.. The night i turn 21, i'm going to the Appalachian Mountains in a secret location, and i'll find a temple of Shaloin Monks, and i'll learn under their ways, then 30 years later, i'll return and drink smoothies with my chi, and learn to use double swords to slice tomatoes and cook for hobos (using my chi ofc.) And then i'll become a raper, using my chi. Because i'll use my chi for everything. Even taking a shower, or feeding my dog. Or whatever i'll be doing in 30 years. Or begging for change because no one wants to hire a dangerous person on the AT&T hotline that know how to use his chi to take people's life problems over the phone. So that's where i'll be in 3 years. So if i'm AFK for 30 years, i'll make sure to put a AFK post, and then i'll return.
