The A§H Clan

Hey everyone, Just post your funniest xfire chat
(restored my laptop lost all my logs)
I shall start it.

[GsC]Con[CF]: we have new jobs in the clan now.
A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: oooo
A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: hookers?
[GsC]Con[CF]: have a look
A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: how do i apply to become a hooker?
[GsC]Con[CF]: ha ha
[GsC]Con[CF]: ask jase
[GsC]Con[CF]: lol.

A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: You shine bright like a dimond
[CC]shiNe! ®: thx lol
A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: just wanted you to know
A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: how perfect you are
A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: in everyway
[CC]shiNe! ®: awwwwwwwwwwwww
[CC]shiNe! ®: but you odn't even know me
[CC]shiNe! ®:
A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: thats the best part
A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: i don't have too
A§H»§mØkêʁϟ [Sergeant]: the personality shines threw this screen, and blinds me
[CC]shiNe! ®: dang, im sorry lol

[CC]shiNe!: oh. i thought it was heaven shimmering down on us
[CC]Darth Moss: Nah. That is just you shining.



[14:40] SmG §tair§: about what?
[14:41] þháñtòm3: my cosions r come down
[14:41] SmG §tair§: cosions? whats that lol
[14:42] þháñtòm3: cusions
[14:42] þháñtòm3: family
[14:42] þháñtòm3: i hate spelling that word
[14:43] SmG §tair§: cousins?
[14:43] þháñtòm3: yes!
[14:43] SmG §tair§: you fail
[14:43] þháñtòm3: really?
[14:43] þháñtòm3: no
[14:43] SmG §tair§: yeah. that's how you spell it
[14:43] þháñtòm3: lol
[14:43] þháñtòm3: =P

[14:55] þháñtòm3: RAWR
[14:56] * SmG §tair§ ribbit
[14:56] þháñtòm3: lol
[14:57] * þháñtòm3 hugs rabbit
[14:58] þháñtòm3: or is that a frog?
[14:58] þháñtòm3: ...
[14:59] SmG §tair§: LOL
[14:59] SmG §tair§: OMGSH



[23:18] BFM_Effect: orlf
[23:18] BFM_Effect: orfl
[23:18] BFM_Effect: rofl
[23:18] BFM_Effect: gH
[23:18] BFM_Effect: gah
[23:18] BFM_Effect:
[23:19] bfm_ØRiK «†»: lol
[23:19] bfm_ØRiK «†»: Fail

[22:54] BFM_Enigma: dpm
[22:54] BFM_Enigma: mistake
[22:54] bfm_ØRiK «†»: dpm?
[22:55] BFM_Enigma: I made a mistake hit enter had my fingers lined up incorrectly on the keys
[22:55] bfm_ØRiK «†»: oh lol kk
[22:57] bfm_ØRiK «†»: I'm not the type of guy to get all stressed out. I'm actually more chill then I'd like to be sometimes. While you were typing, I was trying to think of what acronym could be dpm, and I thought after awhile It could be, drop a pm. xD
[22:58] BFM_Enigma: cool I never invented one b4
[22:58] bfm_ØRiK «†»: Well we did It together
[22:58] bfm_ØRiK «†»: You typed It out, I brain stormed D
[22:58] BFM_Enigma: ok will cut you in on the royalites lol
[22:58] bfm_ØRiK «†»: pfft! lol

ayyyy that last one was nice

This was from a long time ago... I remember it like it was yesterday.

[00:04] A§H»Mandalr [Lieutenant]: eventually we will have to leave this halo world
[00:04] A§H»Mandalr [Lieutenant]: :<
[00:04] A§H»Mandalr [Lieutenant]: all of us
[00:04] A§H»Mandalr [Lieutenant]: one day halo will.... cease to exist :O
[00:05] A§H»Mandalr [Lieutenant]: the end of time
[00:05] =CE=Spec[RS][AS]: And one day, I'll be dead.
-Mandalor

I found some more old ones

[02:01] §U}Chµrch{CL}: if your not in vent why are you in vent?

LeCrae was the first permanent name in Halo I ever went by. I used it for my first 4 years.

[23:56] §U}LeÇræ: hay, i just gave you a few gifts on fb ;D
[23:56] §U}Chµrch{CL}: ...
[23:57] §U}LeÇræ: wut
[23:58] §U}Chµrch{CL}: 79 new notifications ALL From you
[23:59] §U}LeÇræ: ;DDDDDD
[23:59] §U}Chµrch{CL}: thanks for spamming my email as well
[23:59] §U}LeÇræ: sure thing ;D
[23:59] §U}LeÇræ: LOL

[17:01] §U}Chµrch{CL}: you only have 199 pms?
[17:01] §U}Chµrch{CL}: "Your Personal Messages: 1,119 New: 0"
[17:01] §U}Chµrch{CL}: 23 pages of PMs
[17:01] §U}LeÇræ: lol just add a 1 & we the same ;D
[17:01] §U}LeÇræ: or wait
[17:02] §U}LeÇræ: subtract a nine
[17:02] §U}LeÇræ: add a 1
[17:02] §U}LeÇræ: 2 ones
[17:02] §U}LeÇræ: i suck at math lol
[17:02] §U}Chµrch{CL}: yes you do
[17:02] §U}LeÇræ: -.-
[17:02] §U}Chµrch{CL}: multiply by about 6
[17:02] §U}LeÇræ: im not that smart...

[00:41] §Ur}£ÅGŁ£ | I <3 Panda: anything u please.. ur done with school
[00:42] §U}LeÇræ{RO}: anything i please eh?
[00:42] §U}LeÇræ{RO}: ;D
[00:42] §Ur}£ÅGŁ£ | I <3 Panda: yup
[00:42] §Ur}£ÅGŁ£ | I <3 Panda: anything
[00:42] §U}LeÇræ{RO}: EAT MY POO
[00:42] §Ur}£ÅGŁ£ | I <3 Panda: aight
[00:42] §U}LeÇræ{RO}: Oo
[00:42] §Ur}£ÅGŁ£ | I <3 Panda: just tell me when u have 2 go
[00:42] §U}LeÇræ{RO}: okay....
[00:43] §U}LeÇræ{RO}: you eating right when i drops? or after it hits the toilet

[00:17] ØRiK /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿: BackStreet Boys...really?
[00:17] §U}NeXus{CC}: Dude...
[00:17] §U}NeXus{CC}: i go hardcore
[00:17] §U}NeXus{CC}: =P
[00:17] ØRiK /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿: Gay hard core?
[00:17] §U}NeXus{CC}: ^.^
[00:18] §U}NeXus{CC}: BackStreet Boys for LIFE
[00:18] ØRiK /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿: smh

[03:01] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: i got a good deer story
[03:01] bfm_ØRiK: go
[03:01] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: me and a homeboy
[03:01] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: driving on some long ass interstate road
[03:02] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and we're driving next to a semi
[03:02] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and hes haulin ass at like 80
[03:02] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and we are coming up on the left of him
[03:02] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: going like 85
[03:02] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: as we're about to pass him
[03:02] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: all we hear is this THUMP
[03:02] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: loud too
[03:02] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and then
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: blood and guts raining down on our car
[03:03] bfm_ØRiK: LOL
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: we pull over
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and he pulls over
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: we figure out
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: the dude hit a deer
[03:03] bfm_ØRiK: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: theres like fur and shit
[03:03] bfm_ØRiK: ahhahhhhhhhhhhhhh
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: all over our car and all over the semi
[03:03] bfm_ØRiK: xDD
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: cops come
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: take statements and everything
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: one of the patrols leaves
[03:03] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and drives back down the road
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: finds the head of the deer
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and brings it back
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: hes like
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: we are mounting this in the station
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: 14 point buck
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: >:D
[03:04] bfm_ØRiK: lol
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: best part is
[03:04] bfm_ØRiK: nice haha
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: we drive into the next town
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: to find a car wash
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and all these ppl are staring at us
[03:04] bfm_ØRiK: lol
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: like we just murdered like
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: 12 ppl
[03:04] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and drove off
[03:05] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: theres blood ALL OVER this car
[03:05] bfm_ØRiK: LOL
[03:05] bfm_ØRiK: I can only Imagine hahaah
[03:05] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: and we pull into a gas station
[03:05] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: like
[03:05] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: hey, u got a garden hose we can use???
[03:05] bfm_ØRiK: xD
[03:05] «US» ŞмΘҜЄ: dude, was epic

Steam chat-V


-Mandalor

A§H»Mandalor wrote:Steam chat-V


-Mandalor

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