The Cow and the Poni

[çöókêz]

T'was the night on winter dawn, and all through the lands, not a creature was stirring not even a lamb. The kids by the campfire heard a strange sound, as it grows louder they all turn around. T'WAS THE MAGICAL COW AND PONI GALLOPING AWAY! They stayed past their bedtime, it was very late. And as they talked the kids could hear, the poni said "hey cow, look over there!" Tis the oldest trick in the book and the cow punched a shark, so the poni said " lets chill out in central park." The moral of this story is, no matter where I go, or how long im gone, THE COW AND THE PONI SHALL FOREVER LIVE ON!







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[çöókêz]

Heres story number 2 Alright so. One fateful night ina stormy downpour the Cow nd de Poni was walkin tru centurl perk. da Cow spotz a streng item, so de Cow runs to da objuctie nd seyz " HEY PONI!! LUK WUT I FOUAWND! " da Poni wuz leik "WHUAOH DEWD WUT IS DAT!" nd da Cow seys I DUNNO! so dey gu 2 da hedmestur Chenclur ChezyPotatoes. so mr CP seyz dis muh franz wud be.. a magical soup bowl. crefted by da gawdz demselvs. unc drunken frum it givz yu awesumness fleyin pururs. so da poni wuz like SHWEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! and drunk it. nd den he grew weingz nd beceme. a magikalz dergurn horse pegazuzies tingy. so dey went ta fynd MOAR TRESURZES! nd dey faound a swerd. so duh Cow wuz like DIS MUH SWERD! and wielded it. nd den dey went to fynd grepz. beckuz dey bof luv grepz. insteude. dey faound ... dudu du. dudu du. A NOTHER PONI!!!!!!!!!! but da Cow wuz liek NU UHHH! and slycies it.. in da fec. wif da swerd of magikalness! n den da Poni wuz leik OOHH NAICOE 1 COW! nd da Poni brethuz fyiure on da slyciedies fec poni nd den dey go bek to centrul perk. nd dey kep da swerd 5evur bekuz 4evur iznt lung nuff! nd da Poni goes bek to beinz a regular Poni afyter dey slep. den dey wake up and bruhsayne fistipumpz bout der new swerd n dey wuz so happy, but den da hedmestur Chenclur Chezypotatoes drawpz a nuk on dem! dun dun dun!!.. find out what happens next oonnn The Cow and the Poni saga Numbah Tree!!

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the will be publishes one day CUK!
keep em coming

[Mandalor]

Drops a nuke on them Oh dang
Love this Cookez

Been awaiting this though you had one on Lickity's forums. I await the next installment
-Mandalor