Quote Of The Day

[A§H»BoPeep]

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

~Terry Pratchett


Please keep this in mind next time you have the flamethrower.

[A§H»JÓÒK]

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Speaking of flamethrowers....

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

[A§H»JÓÒK]

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Friedrich Nietzsche

[Mandalor]

-BMO


-Mandalor

[VOX]

Every advantage has its disadvantages

There's only one time to BE on time, if you're not there,
you're either to early or to late

If I wanted you to understand, I would have explained it better

Johan Cruyff

[Mandalor]

When the going gets tough, quit!

—H. Ross Perot

-Mandalor :3

[Mandalor]

“If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder.”

― Bauvard

-Mandalor

[Mandalor]

Benson: We have until three to stop the audit, so if anyone knows someone who can help, tell me. Anyone at all. Anyone.
Muscle Man: I know who can help.
Benson: Muscle Man, if you say your mom, you're fired.
Muscle Man: My mom!
Benson: Get out!
Muscle Man: It was worth it!

Epic
-Mandalor

[VOX]

I have a cunning plan....

Baldrick ( Blackadder)

Mr Blackadder always says, "When the going gets tough, the tough hide under the table!"

Baldrick

[Mandalor]

“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.”

― Mahatma Gandhi

“Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.”

― Mahatma Gandhi

“To live is to war with trolls.”

― Henrik Ibsen

-Mandalor