The Cow and the Poni story you have been wating for.

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Well i doubt you'v been waiting for it seeing as i just now posted the backstory to such story. But it's all the same, in the heart arteries, and in ya soul. But are you clentching those buns? Well if you are, then you are ready. And if you aren't then go away, wait no stay and read. But still clentch them... it's not the same if you don't. BLUDUDU DUdudu uuu dudu du dududu. du.dudu. du . du dudu. du du du du du. Der unc wuz dis Cow erryyyyyyyjauuuuuun caawld heim The Cow, nd hei met diz Poni hos nem wuz and the Poni. Dey met uin centrul perk. Dey becem da bestzies uf duh franz. nd tugethuh dey becem The Cow and the Poni. Weillllllll diz un teim dey wuz n centrul perk den Akon wuz al leik if u anit bout dat Cow and Poni life, dey get on dat beat, n b twittuh PAWPN. leik a bil callecturrr kee erryyjuun CAWLN. Den duh Cow wuz al leik PONI!! Akon b hur sangun sawngs bout ur LYFE!! den duh Poni wuz al leik DENG COW! PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEPWPEWPEWPEWPEW *den sturtd 2 fistzies punsh Akon IN DUH TROAT!* den Akon wuz al leik OH NUUUUU MUH TROAT! den duh Cow wuz al leik BAAAA! n supur heidbutz Akon cross DUH MEP! n den Akon diid n nuvuh respawnuhed. den HE TRENSFURMD INTO A CEBBEUG!! DEN DUH COW WUZ AL LIEK NUUHHHH!!! AKAWWWNN Y U DO DIZ! den DUH PONI wuz al leik *thraows POPCORN at duh AKAWN* den akawn wuz al leik ermurgurd i H8 POPCORN!! >lD:< den hei rawn awey. Den The Cow wuz al leik DENG WEI CUD OF DIEDUH! Den the Poni wuz al leik *super deep voice* NAWT ON MYE WAWTCH COW! bekuz secrutly da Poni.. wuz.. ah UNDURCUVUR POPO! >:O *PLOTTWIST* N DEN dey weint 2 duh yuhgurt shawp. cawld Lil yuhgurt shawpy shawp den Demi lavato wuz in der Den duh Poni wuz al leik DENG COW luk aet dat une. Den duh Cow wuz al leik I KNUU I LUV BLEUBERRIE! den duh Cow wuz leik I WAN BLEUBERRIE! den T.I. wuz al leik U CEN HAZ WUTEVUR U LEIIKKKK! *ahhhhh ohohohohhh-ooohohohh-ohhhhhhhhh* den duh Poni wuz al leik PARTI TYMMMMMUUHHH! PNREWPNREWPNREWPNREWPNREWPNREWPNREW! den Jenguh fett wuz al leik LEZURZ!! *pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpepwpewpewpepwepwpepwepwpepwpewpepwpepwepwpepwepwpepwpewpepwpewpepwpepwepwepwpepw* den duh Poni sluunguh yuhgurt ERRYWHERUR! den duh Cow wuz al leik PARTAYYYYY!! *slangs MOOARRRRRRR yuhgurt errywheruurrrurur!!* den T.I. sturtd 2 do duh Stankahleg troatun hiz leg errywhur smeshun it unto tebulz n CHAEIRS! den cheirs n tebulz n yuhgurt n lezurz wer flyun ERRYWHEUR smeckn Demi RIGHT IN DUH TROAT! n Demi wuz al leik NUUH MUH TROOOATTTT! Den duh Poni wuz al leik \(*.*\) (/*.*)/ l(*.*)l ~(*.*~) (~*.*)~ YEET! Den DUh Cow wuz al leik ERMERGURD IZ SAO INTUNSESE PARTII! den Jenguh fett wuz al leik MOOOARRRR LEZURZ!! *PEWPEWPEPWPEPWPEWPEPWPEPWEPWPEPWEPWPEPWPEPWPEPWEPPWEPPWEPWPPEWPPEWPEWPEPWEEPWPEPWPEPWPEWPEPWPEPWEPEPWPPEPWPEWPEEPPEPEPEPPEPEWPEWPEPEWPEPPEPEPEPEPEWPPEWPEWPEPEPWEPEPWPEPWPEWPEPWPPEPWPEPEPPWEPEEPWPEPEPEWPEPEPWEPEPPEWPEPEPPEWPEPPEPWEPPWEPWPEPWPEPWPPEPWEPEWPPEPEPWPEWEPP* den it gawt sao inteuns all duh cebeguzies wur al leik CEN I JAOIN DIZ PARTI?! den duh Poni wuz al leik SHOOSH YEHUUH! ~(*.*~) den duh cebbeguizes wer al leik AWWHH YIISS! *dences* den duh Poni wuz al leik JK! *den supur felcun unshes dem RIGHT IN DUH TROAT!!!* den dey wur al leik NUUHH! Y YYYYYYYYY! den duh Cow wuz al leik PONI IZ TOO INTUNESEZIES UP IN HURR LEZ GO 2 CENTRUL PERK! den duh Poni wuz al leik AWHH YEHEHEHEHUUUHH *dencus hiz wey outtie o duh dens pertiii* den duh Poni wuz al leik I JUS DENCD SAO HAWRD! den duh Cow wuz al leik I KNUUU! IT WUZ SAO KU! DUDU! Dududu! dudublunuhnuh! nuuuhnuh ooooh-ooohhhh wooaahhooooh-oooh ah-ah-ahoooohhhhh. It's twooooooooo am. i-i-i i want pancakes gur. WHOOAAHH-oohh! whaoooohhhhh! whooaahhhh-oohhh-ooohhhhhhhohohohhhh BAM! *duh wurld exploadez!*..*but The Cow and the Poni survive, *hairflip* obvi. you think their seriously going to die by a world explosion?* Tha END ^-^

-cookez