Translation
K, bai.
Guess I should say more words...
Hmm.
Well I am at a point in ASH that feels much like an impasse. Between a mix of boredom, lack of interest in the games, and an ever increasingly busy life, I have decided to leave you guys and go do black guy stuff. Tbh, I kinda outgrew the whole "gaming clan" thing 4 years ago. I joined one clan before this one only because one of my old friends from HPT was in it and he said they were cool people. By then, I had already lost interest in Halo and primarily only joined because they scrimmed from time to time, and even though Halo was dying, I was still mildly interested in competitive games. However, the leader became increasingly busy and was seldom around, so the clan, that was Honorable Brothers, was disbanded. After which, I was just a rogue player named Aimbot that played in pub games and rustled the jimmies of terribad players and mexiderps because anyone that could kill someone in less than 4 shots was obviously botting. Eventually, I met such a person in ASH named Heed (with whom since then we've made peace) and threatened to ban me for hacking. I thoroughly whooped dat ass along with the rest of his team on Blood Gulch and proceeded to find your forums and make a formal complaint against him.
And that is how I found you fine folks. After which Sonor apologized for the behavior, and impressed by my maturity and how I spoke and presented myself, offered me membership in the fine community that was then Armored Saints of Halo around July of 2013. By then, I had all but lost all interest in Halo, but was intrigued enough to accept the invitation. Over a year later, I am now a Major in this clan, and I have to say, it was an incredibly pleasurable experience. Although I had no intention of staying this long, and actually tried to resign once before as a Corporal. But I'm glad I did. Had a lot of laughs, and met plenty of quality people during my stay, and it's a shame that I can't be friends with most of you irl. But now, I am ready to move on. Don't fret, I'm not leaving to join any other clan or community, I have no intention of doing so and probably never will. Like I said, I've outgrown being in a clan and I am just simply ready to move on with my life.
Some shout outs just cuz:
Sonor: You're a cool guy, with whom I believe we share respectable friendship, and if we had more time, I would like to take you out on a date some time and whisper sweet nothings into your ear as Careless Whisper by George Michaels plays softly in the background.
Spyker: Don't really know you all that much, but you're a pretty chill guy. You do amazing and diligent work on the forums and I want to express my gratitude for your work on maintaining the place where we can all meet, laugh, and share stupid sh---shenanigans.
Crash: You suck at parkour, but you're a pretty funny dude.
Xoth: I like you, but you are too nice. I wanna see you get wild and flip a table sometime. Let your inner hulk out brah. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ Also sorry, I couldn't help out all that much with getting the KF servers and such set up.
Jook: You are very dedicated and a hard worker and I don't think you get the recognition you deserve for how much you tribute to this clan's well-being. Allow me to buy you a Roofie colada sometime. Hypothetically, if you wake up and your TV is missing, and half your Kool-Aid is gone; wasn't me.
Mandalor: You are one amazing young man who is wise and mature well beyond his years. People like you make the world a better place.
Asi: You crazy af.
Lalo: You are the most hard working person that moderates our servers I've ever seen since Enzo left. But you are like 98% less annoying. It's a shame we never really talked all that much, we could have some fun! For instance, I can sing the Spanish lyrics to the Macarena. Like seriously, idk what it is with Mexicans and the Macarena, but when that song comes on or I type it up in a L4D game, y'all lose your shit. Good times 4 dayz.
Can't really think of any more shout outs, I either forgot your name momentarily and will give you a shot out later, we never really talked or hung out, or I just didn't care for you.
Deuces kids; stay frosty.
anyway your right should probably be a bit more of a hell raiser. Maybe could get some stuff done 
