King of the Hill

[çöókêz]

So then me, JUK! and cammeh decide to go back up to the hill in formation for your silly sorcery to over take you, BUT! (Plot twist) cammeh was like oh hey is that a multi-colored alpacka? And i'm like omg, we gotta go take a #selfiewitit. so we all took the #selfiewitit and then JUK! was like hey kathryn, and throws a potato at your FACE. and he hits you in the leg and it breaks your interphalangeal articulations of the hand, and cammeh is like ERMAHGAWWSSH, and runs after a ice cream truck while JUK! is confused at the sight of breaking someones hinge joints between the hand and the finger bone with a potato while aiming at their face, THUS! returning me as the King of the Hill

[A§H»JÓÒK]

Now that's a lotta chaos...

however, when cammy returns with ice cream (and the truck) you guys toss Kat in the back and race off to the doctor ( A§H»Doctor , see what i did there?) to have her hand looked at -- giving me ample time to make my palace on the hill.

Because I'm the King.

[A§H»кαтняyn]

So when I went to the doctor he went to give me pain medicine for my hand and instead he gave me the wrong thing. It gave me super powers of mind control and I made you get down from the hill so I could take back my rightful place on the throne as Queen of the hill!

[çöókêz]

BUT WAIT, THERES MOAR! So as you are busy controlling that crazy mind of JUK (cause erryjaun knows theres a lot that races through that a day) i sneak out the back and slowly, but (ASH) stealthly, ;D sneak my way back up the hill but then trip back down the hill so i resort to buying a golf cart to lug me up the hill, making me the King of the Hill

[Mandalor]

Returning with a truck full of ice cream, I dump it on yo face! Now I'm the King of the Ice Cream Hill! ;D
-Mandalor

[GrnMoon]

Returning with a truck full of ice cream, I dump it on yo face! Now I'm the King of the Ice Cream Hill! ;D
-Mandalor

Never bothered to look at this post today because I thought it was a legit post on wanting King of the Hill for one of our servers LOL.
I throw all your "not done yet" homework on your head and you pass out from the hit.
I am da queen of dis hill now

[Mandalor]

Returning with a truck full of ice cream, I dump it on yo face! Now I'm the King of the Ice Cream Hill! ;D
-Mandalor

Never bothered to look at this post today because I thought it was a legit post on wanting King of the Hill for one of our servers LOL.
I throw all your "not done yet" homework on your head and you pass out from the hit.
I am da queen of dis hill now

I mutter in my slumber about your algebra grades, and you runaway >;p I'm the King of the Hill
-Mandalor

[A§H»Stealth]

Silently slips in while Mandalor is unconscious and Greenmoon is on the lamb. Backtaps sleepy Mandalor, gets 1 second on the scoreboard, and runs off to another side of the map to resume playing the game as if it were a slayer match.

Hill up for grabs.

[A§H»Tucker]

*puts the tucker flag down* i has claimed the hill.

[çöókêz]

*picks up flag* I am the King of the Hill.