TranslationSo like, i almost died.
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So like, i almost died.
So today, i'm just sitting here minding my own dang bidnez, WHEN THIS SILLY JOLLY ASS SPIDER DECIDES, " HEY TODAY IS A GOOD TODAY TO CRAWL ALL OVER COOEKZ IN PARTICULAR." I was just sitting at the computer, completely zoned out and derping on Youtube, when i had a itch on my shoulder. Cookez being cookez, decides to use cookez shoulder to scratch cookez face. LITTLE DID FREAKING COOKEZ KNOW THERE WAS A DAMN SPIDER ON HIS SHOULDER JUST ALL LIKE, "SUP." And i saw it out of the corner of my eye, so i'm like OH MY GOSH, is that seriously what i think it is? SO GENIUS COOKEZ DECIDES TO TAKE A CLOSE INSPECTION OF WHAT SORCERY IS SITTING ON HIS SHOULDER. Guess what, it was a god forsaken FUCKING SPIDER ON MY SHOULDER AND I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND ALMOST CRIED. Now, let me tell you something, I HATE SPIDERS, I HATE THEM WITH A PASSION. AND IT MAY SOUND IRRATIONAL BUT, I REALLY FREAKING HATE SPIDERS. So that was the time cookez almost died by a man hungry spider. :'(
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL 
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Re: So like, i almost died.
This is how you saw him
This is how he saw himself
Don't be fooled... spiders suck.
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All the spider wanted to do was to see what you were watching on YouTube and discuss the climax and the video's analysis created by a web-made venn diagram; there's nothing wrong with that.
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Re: So like, i almost died.
This is quite possibly the most likely scenario.A§H»Spyker wrote:All the spider wanted to do was to see what you were watching on YouTube and discuss the climax and the video's analysis created by a web-made venn diagram; there's nothing wrong with that.
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OR it could of simply been trying to freaking kill me.A§H»ĴΘΘĶ wrote:This is quite possibly the most likely scenario.A§H»Spyker wrote:All the spider wanted to do was to see what you were watching on YouTube and discuss the climax and the video's analysis created by a web-made venn diagram; there's nothing wrong with that.