King of the Hill

[çöókêz]

As i look at cammeh, and see him standing on the Hill, i simply walk up to him, ask him may i plexy pl0x share this hill with you so Vox CAN NEVER EVER EVER get back on the hill again? And as cammeh is all like mhkay cooks! and im all like WUTWUT and have a disco party with cammeh while The Cow and teh Poni stand gaurd outside our hill to maintain that me and cammeh are now both KOTH

[VOX]

I open a laboratory where I genetically engineer my foot to resemble a Monty Python foot and, while
Cookez and Mandalor humm about as two happy boomboxes,

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I exact my revenge and restore myself
as the rightfull KOTH

[çöókêz]

I didn't want to do this Vox, but you brought out the Monty Python foot. As your Monty Python foot is attempting to crush us, me and cammeh bust out the thriller moves and your foot completely misses us and obliterates on impact of the Hill because Hill is God. God is Hill. Hill knows all. I am the KOTH and cammeh!

[VOX]

The rest of me returns to the lab where
I build some Heisenberg compensators.
With these I construct a teleporter which I use
to teleport you and Mandalor to Underverse...where
you are trapped for ever....
And once more.....I'm KOTH

[çöókêz]

But then Santa was like dang cookez and cammeh, you've come so far in your adventures of the war between cookez and vox, and grants us teleportation back up to the Hill where i offer you acceptance tea where you accept the fact that i am going to return to the KOTH with cammeh where we build our alliance with other members and create a army to never let vox has our hill again because vox is evil. And then you drink the tea and you're like dang you're right cookez, and leave the hill and i put a lemonade stand beside the hill to bring in the monies while we construct our massive army to plot against you

[Mandalor]

I actually have nothing to say. I'm enjoying my lemonade.
-Mandalor

[çöókêz]

And i construct two lemonade chairs out of lemonades where we lay back and enjoy our lemonade as we look at the clouds, and day dream about more adventures of clusmby potatoe!

[VOX]

You didn't know that I have contacts with rebelious
elves, who plan a revolt against santa.
They warned me that santa came to your aid, so I drugged the water and
lemmon trees.
The same water and lemmons you used to make lemmonade....
Now you think you're sitting on lemmonade chairs on top of the
hill but in reality your floating in a couple of tanks,plugged into the Matrix..

I'm KOTH.....you just dream on...

[çöókêz]

As vox suddenly reminds me i'm in the matrix, i find neo and i'm all like neo you need to assianate vox because you have skills, and i just want to enjoy this lemonade more because it tastes refreshing and delightful even though it is drugged, and so neo is all like .. k. And goes out to find Thorin Oaken Shield and legolass and grimlock ofc, so neo finally finds them and recruits them, and grimlock is all like WEHURU MAH AXE B?! den legolass is all like i just want to party bruh and thorin is all like, BRUH i cant even, i just want money so i offer them all lemonade and they calm down and neo finally finds the telephone booth to teleport us all back to reality and then we recruit all the orks from mordor including Sauron and then we hunt your army down and have a huge war and then i lose because Sauron was all like im outtie and dropped his lunch box, and then in the midst of all the lazors and swords and grunts i see vox in the very back where i run up to him and call neo because i still jsut want more lemonade because i think im addicted to it, and neo just slaps you with a table cloth and you fall down dramatically and then Master Chief was all like Killtactular, and then my time beats your time in 1 seond with 5:00 me and vox 4:99. and the map resets and then i throw a sticky guhnade at you and it misses and bounces off a wall and hits me then i blow up and then i rq and come back 5 hours later and you havnt even moved so after several attempts to 360 no scope head shot you i miss everytime so i just back tap you and you fall down and have a infinite respawn time so you never ever respawn again then i walk back up to the hill making me KOTH! oh with cammeh ofc *hairflip* cant leave a fellow brethren behind in the world of matrix

[VOX]

As vox suddenly reminds me i'm in the matrix, i find neo and i'm all like neo you need to assianate vox because you have skills, and i just want to enjoy this lemonade more because it tastes refreshing and delightful even though it is drugged, and so neo is all like .. k. And goes out to find Thorin Oaken Shield and legolass and grimlock ofc, so neo finally finds them and recruits them, and grimlock is all like WEHURU MAH AXE B?! den legolass is all like i just want to party bruh and thorin is all like, BRUH i cant even, i just want money so i offer them all lemonade and they calm down and neo finally finds the telephone booth to teleport us all back to reality and then we recruit all the orks from mordor including Sauron and then we hunt your army down and have a huge war and then i lose because Sauron was all like im outtie and dropped his lunch box, and then in the midst of all the lazors and swords and grunts i see vox in the very back where i run up to him and call neo because i still jsut want more lemonade because i think im addicted to it, and neo just slaps you with a table cloth and you fall down dramatically and then Master Chief was all like Killtactular, and then my time beats your time in 1 seond with 5:00 me and vox 4:99. and the map resets and then i throw a sticky guhnade at you and it misses and bounces off a wall and hits me then i blow up and then i rq and come back 5 hours later and you havnt even moved so after several attempts to 360 no scope head shot you i miss everytime so i just back tap you and you fall down and have a infinite respawn time so you never ever respawn again then i walk back up to the hill making me KOTH! oh with cammeh ofc *hairflip* cant leave a fellow brethren behind in the world of matrix

Yeah, that's what you THINK happened....
This is what actually happened:
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Dream on, baby Cookez.....
I'm still KOTH