Guess the film...

[Mandalor]

You're awesome if you know what film/book this if from :p
-Mandalor

[A§H»BierLKW]

Dune.

Q: A boy befriends a bearded hermit and two gay robots, goes into space, kisses his sister and kills his dad.

[Mandalor]

Star Wars! Great explanation though >.<

Q: A crazy man returns home, breaks out of a police station, uses boy scout techniques to outwit police officers, and gets the entire army up his grill before he's arrested.
-Mandalor

[A§H»Moody]

First Blood

Q: A guy and his drug dealer are on the run from hitmen and a police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder another drug dealer while trying to serve papers on him.

[A§H»JÓÒK]

Pineapple Express.

A German bounty hunter and a freed slave tries to free the slave's wife from a Mississippi plantation.

[A§H»кαтняyn]

DJANGO UNCHAINED... I actually just finished watching this.

Two dudes go to North Korea to interview their leader and end up killing him as Katy Perry sings in the background.

[Amortize]

'Murica's pride and joy, The Interview.

T'was on T.V ealier...Q: An 80's computer whiz gains control over U.S. nukes, and accidentally plays a game with the computer that ignites a countdown to star World War III, and the end of earth as we know it.

[A§H»JÓÒK]

War Games.

A Computer hacker learns the truth of reality and plays a huge role
in the war against those who control that reality.

[çöókêz]

The Matrix

A little (piece) of Toaster decides to over run the world but first he must escape the most horrifying thing the little (piece) of Toaster have ever seen.. the Kitchen.

[A§H»BierLKW]

Cöókêz, I have no idea except, Brave Little Toaster?

A teenager (played by an actress who it way too old to play a teenager), wears tight pants, starts smoking, and changes her accent to win her boyfriend back. There's also lots of singing.

Remember ladies, if you can't get a date or your crush doesn't love you back, just completely erase any evidence of your personality, and physically transform yourself into whatever you think your crush will like. /s