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CHEVROLET
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Enjoy!!!
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Found On Russian Dump
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The only way I'll ride a Ford
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How do you double the value of a chevy?
Put gas in it.
How is a golfball different then a chevy?
You can drive a golfball 200 yards.
What is found on the last 2 pages of every Chevy owner's manual?
The bus schedule.
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Why were sidewalks invented?
To give Ford owners a safe way home.
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How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
Push it off a cliff.
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How do you improve the appearance of a chevy?
Park it between 2 Fords.
How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
As much as the Ford towing it.
How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
Put a Ford engine in it.
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What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Why do the new FORD Explorers have larger bumpers?
To make it easier on the tow trucks.
What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon?
A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
Why does Ford make tractors and Opel not?
Because Opel can't get anything to run that slow.
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you hear that sound KGB? do you hear it? It's the sound chevy's rusting in the breeze!
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